Friday, March 25, 2011

Miniskirts are OUT says Brinkley

"Show your shoulders" crows Billy Joel ball-and-chain

Move over, Sandra Bullock in the Miss Congeniality preview. Step aside, promiscuous ladies in rap videos. Fashion legend Christina Brinkley has declared in no uncertain terms that women need to keep their miniskirts in the closet for the foreseeable future. Brinkley, universally considered the world's most attractive woman for over 25 years, had this to say about the trend: "To the fashion-conscious, minis can come off as overdone and just plain old."

Popularized by Jayne Mansfied in the early 40s, the miniskirt has long been considered a staple in female fashion and a strong symbol of woman's liberation from man.

The Net actress modeling hopelessly outdated clothes for Michael Caine

And for any stubborn women out there who still insist on being sexy, Christina's friend Ms. Stevens said this: "If you're going to be sexy, show your shoulders," said Ms. Stevens.

What do you think GF' ladies? Is she on to something here?


Jake said...

I think Christie Brinkley is on her way to becoming Hollywoods next "it girl"

Corey said...

the ol' ball-and-chain has been a lot more ball than chain lately.